absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

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rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster