hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along